Local Man Celebrates Decade of Having “Headstrong” As His Favorite Song
Though he lost the original CD at a YMCA youth group lock in, twenty-five-year-old Greensboro resident Lee Bukes claims that none of the fervor that originally drew him to “Headstrong,” the debut...
View ArticleThirty-Three-Year-Old Man Still Unsure Of What “Coitus” Means
Charlotte native Alex Dillard revealed today that, despite being thirty-three-years-old and having thirteen years’ worth of consistent sexual experience, he is still unsure of what the word “coitus”...
View ArticleNation’s High Schoolers Blame Their Dislike Of Huckleberry Finn On “Lack of...
A recent, nation-wide poll in high school English courses revealed some shocking details as to why today’s youth seem to have such an aversion to classic literature like Huckleberry Finn. One percent...
View ArticleMost Internet Bicycle Crash Videos Caused By Actual Inability To Ride A Bicycle
In what is sure to become a controversial topic among internet bike crash video enthusiasts, Drew Hubbard, famous for his inclusion in the viral hit “Best Sports Fails of May 2014,” revealed today...
View ArticleTennessee Resident Confused About All Of The Recent Hobby Lobby Hate
Eighty-two-year-old native of Mountain City, Tennessee, Eleanor Reavis, seemed entirely perplexed when told that a recent Supreme Court ruling had given the craft store Hobby Lobby a black eye....
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